The Incorporated States of The Nationalist is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by ▌▌▌▌ ▌▌▌▌▌▌▌ with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.305 billion Nationalists are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gembron. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Nationalistic economy, worth a remarkable 2,534 trillion Reiches a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 305,187 Reiches, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,764,004 per year while the poor average 3,981, a ratio of 694 to 1.

Fruit vendors are encouraging a life of crime in their advertising, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, and criminals are thrown to the Llamas to repay their debt to society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Nationalist's national animal is the Llama, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

The Nationalist is ranked 288,545^th in the world and 11,230^th in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 3.84 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.